Rob! Mariah Carey, Harry Potter, LOTR, Disney, I want a Pet Elephant, Tattoos, Pizza, League of Legends.

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via infinitedisappointment)

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

(via expelliarmus)

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: simpl-ic-ity, via soifawn)

diancie:

tylerchokely:

becausebirds:

An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x

every second of this was full of suspense

I would fucking die. Like I hate birds and look @ the way the owl was looking at him! Like I know the little owl was probably scared but it looks so fucking evil….

Those eyes will haunt me for the rest of my days…my nerves are ruined.

(via infinitedisappointment)

xryz:

NEW LOL CINEMATIC: A NEW DAWN

imnotjailbait:

#shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

(Source: sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp, via infinitedisappointment)