Rob! Mariah Carey, Harry Potter, LOTR, Disney, I want a Pet Elephant, Tattoos, Pizza, League of Legends.

tangledbeast:

A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.

"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."

"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via manda)

Pizza Hut and cinema with friends. πŸ’ƒπŸ’ #selfie #instagay #instabeard #collartips #man

Pizza Hut and cinema with friends. πŸ’ƒπŸ’ #selfie #instagay #instabeard #collartips #man

Giant chocolate cake in work today. πŸ’ƒπŸ’ #cake #chocolate #foodporn #food #sweettooth

Giant chocolate cake in work today. πŸ’ƒπŸ’ #cake #chocolate #foodporn #food #sweettooth

'Be aware of the booker, it eats children.' Runcorn is the District 12 of The Hunger Games. I swear by it. πŸ™…πŸ”«

'Be aware of the booker, it eats children.' Runcorn is the District 12 of The Hunger Games. I swear by it. πŸ™…πŸ”«

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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